Golhaabo and (Un)Democratic Laws

Recently His Foreverness Golhaabo our God has been trying to get into the good books of the public and the newly elect Anni...one wonders why the sudden change of attitude? anyway any right minded person, the least bit interested in "true freedom" and democracy can fathom the fact that the His Foreverness Golhaabo our God is up to some no good! I have this horrible hunch that the old coot is going to take matters into his blood soaked hands very soon, i.e. before the snap elections take place...now lets see what I have in my Necronomicon book..First, butter up Anni to give His Foreverness Golhaabo our God a pension equivalent to the salary he received when he was walking all over the Maldivians..next, try to convict Anni for the so-called "Elections Fraud". now this should be an interesting thing to note..Fraud! Ah! My favourite legal word in the whole of Helldom!

Lets all talk about Elections Fraud shall we?..

Legally speaking (am I am the advocate of all things evil..hehe) anyone who alleges a fact against another party will always have the burden of proving the FACT that he alleges, throughout the trial. And there are two types of burden to prove in any case..Legal Burden and Evidentiary burden. If His Foreverness Golhaabo our God has to prove a case (and I doubt he will) the legal burden has to be proved BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT. Why? Because in any country Election Frauds are deemed to be criminal in nature. See the case of: Tiong Thai King. IF His Foreverness Golhaabo our God can prove this legal burden (not much of a help with the Azima "wasdhuvaa" Sukoor in tow) then only can he have a prima facie case in the first place. Next, he has to prove the Evidentiary burden..Proof that Anni was in breach of Elections Regulations or Laws or whatever we have it right here in Maldives. Where is this evidential proof that will incriminate Anni? He had a valid pass to the elections area PROVIDED by the Elections Commission. So what wrong has he committed when he was given the pass to go there and he used it? No one stopped him! Officials at the elections area saw him come and go and did nothing to stop him or warn him. So how can His Foreverness Golhaabo our God say that there is a Breach of Elections Laws? hehehe...see..His Foreverness Golhaabo our God will stop at nothing to give up his iron-grip on the Maldivians.

Just to pass gas from his obnoxious arse, His Foreverness and Leader for Life Golhaabo our God is making or cooking or currying another one of his fantasy jargon stories. Take a break will you Pharoah Golhaa!

Another thing Golhaa has been trumpeting about is that the snap elections are a crime. May I inquire under what law? I make crimes, I make do people nasty things, and that too legally..hehehe..So His Holiness Golhaabo our God is finally going to take my place as well eh? Well, I'll see about that!

His Foreverness Golhaabo doesn't have an inkling as to what Law to use..hehe..small wonder with all the useless laws we have in Maldives. Laws are made for the protection of the society, not to use it like shit-wiping paper used in Theemuge. Courts in Male' will be well advised to use the criminal law prudently. No man can be charged for a crime and then sentenced guilty without proper proof. Who are the Courts going to call as witnesses? Its only the Police who take the oath in Maldivian Courts, in criminal matters. There is no gate-way to control this at the moment. See, in any criminal case, evidence has to be of such a high quality, that any conviction based on uncorroborated evidence ought to be rejected. Even if the evidence is given by a policeman, how can the Courts believe it on face value? What makes anyone think that such evidence was given without an oblique motive on behalf of Our Beloved Leader for Forever Golhaabo. What is corroborated evidence you say? It is extrinsic evidence which is unrelated to the incident at hand which will connect the accused to the material fact at hand and not only to the crime itself..And it is essential we all remember that His Holier-than-thou Golhaabo our God won't even recognise what the proper legal methods are of incriminating anyone...The only good our laws made by His Foreverness Golhaabo, can bring us is to make us feel weaker by the day...so there...until and unless Anni changes the arbitrary laws in our country His Foreverness Golhaabo will make use of all the useless laws to incriminate Anni!