Showing posts with label Cabinet.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cabinet.. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Why old hands must be in the cabinet


Hell! I confess! I called the bugger Janaaza! I swore I would twist him like a Danish pastry, roll him in his own spit and throw him into the deep end of hell. You don't have to rub it in. But now that we are in Aneh Dhivehi Raajje I believe that old hands like Shaheed is a wise choice in the cabinet list that seems to have leaked out. And bloody hell! My fellow country guys and gals!! Arnt we having a bit cacoethes carpendi ? So many of you worried about these people who served in the Golhaabo cabinet being in the new cabinet but the Devil advocates that in can only be a good thing within limitations.

Let the Devil elaborate. We need someone who can promote the Maldives to the outside world. IH Zaki does not seem to relish the idea of becoming Foreign MInister. So who else can replace Ablahi Di aka Abdulla Shahid? None other than the man who convinced the international community that out Beloved Leader for Forevernes Golhaabo is indeed God! Shaheed is the ultimate con-artist if one cares to term him that way but if Shaheed can con the international community into buying Golhaabo than he is definitely the man to convince the int.community that the Maldives is indeed a fully fledged democracy where their investors can invest without fear. We defo need someone like that.
I believe the same goes for Dr. Jameel. I am no fan of the man. A distant relative of mine was arrested for throwing bondibaiy at his car...but when you look around he has done more to modernize the justice department than any of his predecessors. Let the Adaalaath people come and stone me but I believe that his decision to allow female judges in the Maldives is the way to go forward (the Adaalaath will stone the devil anyway kekeke). No one was bold enough to take the decision except Jameel. (And NO! I am not going out with THAT girl studying to be a judge here in Malay...way wrong mates!! hehe)
I have no qualms about Qasim Ibrahim being Home MInister either. If old Umar Jaahil (Zahir) can do the job than so can Qasim Ibrahim. Faahana Nizam can be quickly implemented through out the Maldives. I have no worries. As long as Qasim does not have to decide fiscal policy the Devil can live with it
The only person I am concerned is Musthafa Luthfy for Education. Dont get me wrong. It's not because I think he is not qualified enough. I think we need an Education MInister who is inspirational and Musthafa Luthfy comes across as a mild slightly sleepy lethargic kinda guy. We need a charismatic animal in the Education Ministry ...not a mouse.

Ultimately I think we are doing it the wrong way..me included. It's not the personalities in charge of these ministries that should matter. It has to be the policies. If the policies of this government are the right ones and are followed to the letter then you should not worry even if I, the DEVIL, is in charge of the Ministry of Islamic Affairs. Now THAT would be a good one eh? :-)

Sunday, August 3, 2008

In defence of our beloved President Maumoon Abdul Gayoom



"Three cabinet ministers have rallied to the prime minister's defence, insisting he is the right man for the job.
Alistair Darling, Harriet Harman and John Denham have declared their support for the beleaguered Gordon Brown.
Skills secretary Mr Denham told BBC One Mr Brown had a "profound understanding of what this country needs"."
so reports the BBC.

When cabinet ministers in the UK can rally to Brown's defence, how come in our country only people like Reeko Ibrahim Manik (the Jinni Summoner), Mavota Sareef and Kuvaa Sahhaafu Shafiu rally to the defence of our beloved President for Life, Golhaabo? Where are all the cabinet Ministers to go and defend their God and outline the various fake promises for the next five years? Where? Where Where? OK Azima the correspondence course LLB Half-Attorney General does it some times I know..and so does Kutti Nasheed the Minister of Misinformation but one cannot seriously count them in as stalwarts of the cabinets.

I know a few MInisters have resigned from the cabinet. But at the last count we have 19 cabinet Ministers. Among these the most senior are (I know I know..there are still a senile group of SENIOR MINISTERS-leave them for a while)

1 Ismail Shafeeu, Minister of Defence and National Security

2 Mr. Ahmed Abdullah Minister of Environment, Energy and Water

3. Mr. Ilyas Ibrahim Minister of Health

4. Mr. Hamdun Hameed, Minister of Planning and National Development

Now why cant they, why wont they go and defend our beloved President for Life and God, Golhaa the Boa? Instead of him having to resort to dirty tactics like the now infamous List of Liars (I know Dirty is his middle name - leave that aside) they can go and glorify our God and make empty promises for the next five years? Why are they relying on imbeciles like Reeko Ibrahim Maniku and Mavota Stupid Sareef? Even Thasmeen the so-called Running Mate-to-be is not willing to go and praise the Lord? Even when our Beloved Leader for LIfe gave the interview to the journos it was the three "Hussari Bai" ladies of the cabinet who were with him.

My Kaafa tells me that it is because even they realize that the President is doomed. No one is willing to stand up and defend him in public because he is indefensible. I hope my Kaafa is wrong because what will we do without our God? Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

When I was a kid in school, we had a duty rota for the class to oversee that the other kids kept the class tidy before they left it. I suggest that our beloved President for Life keeps a duty rota and get these Ministers to move their arses to go and defend him starting from Ismail Shafeeu. IF he refuses, sack him and make Reeko Ibrahim Maniku, the Jinni Summoner, the Defence Minister. Some Jinni's in the MNDF is not a bad idea, What d'ya say?


Reeko Ibrahim Maniku, the Jinni Summoner


A Jinni


Ismail Shafeeu swearing eternal love to our President for Life

LIST OF CABINET MINISTERS.