Golhaabo and Addu

So I hear that our beloved President Maumoon Abdul Gayoom (God Calls Me God) is going to grace the Adduans with his presence. What an honour after such a long time. I believe that the people of Addu, being starved of his serene and graceful Botox injected face, have been waiting for this day, counting the milliseconds for his arrival.

And what's this nonsense I hear about MDP supporters planning to protest against his arrival and call for his downfall? How ludicrous can that be. After all what he has done for Addu and its people, what are these ungrateful bastards up to. I mean didnt he as recently as a couple of months back release all those Addu terrorists from Dhoonidhoo without even charging most of them...those crooks who came on the Namoona Dhoni to overthrow him, led by that half-Fua Mulaku mudivah Amin Faisal. DIdn't he get them out of that hell-hole of Dhoonidhoo out of the goodness of his heart and his compassion for their families and children in Addu? So instead of Thanking him and bowing before his Holiness and kissing his scabies-infested arse these scum-of-the-earth are planning to shout for his resignation?

I suggest that the MDP leadership call their activists to halt all anti-golhaa activity and instead prepare to welcome him. A plate of bondibaiy would be perfect for our beloved President.

And maybe, just maybe next time an Addu person gets arrested, Golhaa might order his Golhaa Force to torture him one second less than they intend to. Don't hold your breathe though.