Showing posts with label Addu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Addu. Show all posts

Friday, October 3, 2008

Hassan Saeed for President? No thanks and why


Ask yourself - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MULTI-PARTY DEMOCRACY?

If your answer is YES then why on earth would you vote for a person who do not believe in multi-party democracy? I am not buying Dr. Hassan Saeed's claim that he believes in multi-party democracy. If he did, then why the fucking hell didnt he either form a political party or join an existing one?

The claim that he can form a party anytime if he wants to is just simply ludicrous. We are not interested in someone at the top job forming another DRP and getting all the government top level people to join up. This to me looks more like a dictatorship than democracy. And trust me, I should know about dictatorships. I am the Devil.

As for a national government of unity - I am not buying it either. If Dr.H.S and co. could not agree during the National Unity Alliance how the hell can they form a national government of unity? It would be more like "yeah we are a national government of unity' but only people who agree with me shall join it". Bloody hell.

Besides, their democratic credentials worries me. Dr.Shaheed maybe loyal to his boss to a fault but his democratic credentials are marred by him calling his the then boss Our Beloved President and Leader for Eternity, Golhaabo, THE FATHER OF DEMOCRACY!. Nah. Not good enough. Makes me want to puke. Besides, I have a deep stomach churning, gut wrenching, tail spinning feeling that it was Shaheed who was instrumental in keeping Golhaa the Boa in his job the last few years by selling him like hot boakiba to the international community and I am yet to forgive him for that.

But Shaheed is the lesser of the two evils. I find Dr.Hasaan a bit on the sly side. I feel that he realized that it was Dr. Sahhaaf Shaheed who "sold" our Beloved Idiot for Life, Golhaabo, to the world and help him save his Presidency by getting the British government to intervene which resulted in the Westminister House Agreement (read keep the MDP off the street and let Golhaabo sleep in peace. Otherwise he would have got a heart attack and be dead). And I think therefore Hassan decided that he would get Shaheed to koppaa him around so that he would be seen as potential president.

I can't believe that Universal Enterprise and the Supremo of the whole Koli Clan, Koli Ali Maniku would know Dr.Hassan Saeed from Adam even if crashed into him and fell down like Humpty Dumpty. I refuse to believe that Maldivian stalwarts like Solah Shihab and Mujuthaba would have ever sat down at the same table with Dr. Hassan Saeed, if not for the salesmanship of Sahaaf Shaheed.

But how many times have you heard Dr.Hassan Saeed praise his running mate apart from the night his RM was announced? I have heard several times Anni sing the praise of Dr. Fili Waheed. I have even heard Qasim the Burumaa applaud his educated younger running mate. I have even heard our beloved Moron for Life, Golhaabo compliment Thasmeen.

But I am yet to hear Dr.Hassan Saeed give credit where credit is due - that HE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN THIS POSITION WITHOUT THE HARD WORK OF DR. AHMED SHAHEED AL-SAHHAAF and THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE BACKING HIM WILL NOT BACK HIM IF NOT FOR THE SLAVING SHAHEED. And where was the voice of Dr.Hassan Saeed when his sidekick Running Boy Shaheed faced a parliamentary no-confidence motion?

That worries me. That really bloody worries me. Someone who is not even loyal to his faithful side-kick, someone who does not believe in multi-party democracy, what kind of President would he make? A bloody scary one!

My cousin Thodey told me, despite all this I should vote for Hassan Saeed. Why? "Because you are an Addu lhai", came the answer.

No! no! no! for the zillionth time NO! this is not about choosing the President of the United Suvadiv Republic. This is about choosing the President of the whole of Dhiveh Raajje. And just because I am an "addu lhai" I am not going to vote for an adduan who to me is a sly, crafty, duplicitous sod who arrested fellow Adduans when it suited him and who would not lift a finger to help wipe the tears of fellow Addu family of the murdered Hussain Salah.

No Thank you.



To be honest (and that is a big deal for the Devil! hehe), I would rather bloody vote for Dr.Ahmed Shaheed al-sahhaaaf as President any day than Dr.Hassan Saeed. At least what we see is what we get - a wacky loyal man to a fault; blabbering idiotic defender of his boss, gladly willing to lay his pudgy neck and short body on the line for the person he serves.

Now when the Devil runs for President in 2018, I am going to get Shaheed to lug me around. Maybe Koli Ali Maniku (if he is still alive) would be willing to fund my campaign too and Solah Shihab, Mujuthaba and co with their false teeth and zimmer frames would come to talk at my campaign launch.

VOTE FOR CHANGE! VOTE FOR YOUR CHILDREN! VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES IN MULTI-PARTY DEMOCRACY!




Click on the video to listen to Sandhaanu Luthfee's address to Adduans
If the video does not work click this link GOMMUH

Sunday, February 4, 2007

Golhaabo and Addu



So I hear that our beloved President Maumoon Abdul Gayoom (God Calls Me God) is going to grace the Adduans with his presence. What an honour after such a long time. I believe that the people of Addu, being starved of his serene and graceful Botox injected face, have been waiting for this day, counting the milliseconds for his arrival.

And what's this nonsense I hear about MDP supporters planning to protest against his arrival and call for his downfall? How ludicrous can that be. After all what he has done for Addu and its people, what are these ungrateful bastards up to. I mean didnt he as recently as a couple of months back release all those Addu terrorists from Dhoonidhoo without even charging most of them...those crooks who came on the Namoona Dhoni to overthrow him, led by that half-Fua Mulaku mudivah Amin Faisal. DIdn't he get them out of that hell-hole of Dhoonidhoo out of the goodness of his heart and his compassion for their families and children in Addu? So instead of Thanking him and bowing before his Holiness and kissing his scabies-infested arse these scum-of-the-earth are planning to shout for his resignation?

I suggest that the MDP leadership call their activists to halt all anti-golhaa activity and instead prepare to welcome him. A plate of bondibaiy would be perfect for our beloved President.

And maybe, just maybe next time an Addu person gets arrested, Golhaa might order his Golhaa Force to torture him one second less than they intend to. Don't hold your breathe though.