talk..talk..talk (atleast Yameen is not a hypocrite)

Talk, Talk, Talk, that is all we seem to do. OK, I am not saying that this MDP/DRP talk is a bad thing. But what good is talking if it leads to nowhere. They talked before didn't they? Remember something called the Westiminster House Agreement? What happened to it? Is it up Golhabo's arse? I am very sceptial about this round of talks too. They will issue some kind of joint statement and then both parties will blame each other for breaking it.

People are still getting beaten up. People are still getting tortured. People are still being dragged around by the police at their whim and fancy. The other day a brother of one of my mates got taken by the police and they kept him for a solid 10 hours without a single question. And people said he was lucky he walked out without any broken bones. Not so lucky is the guy who ended in the ICU.

I cannot for the world accept that Golhabo is serious about reform. For heaven's sake, he has the majority in the parliament. All his cronies are there. If the bugger was serious about bringing democracy and reform why don't he fucking tell them to just go ahead and amend the constitution? What if the MDP kept singing "Here we go round the Mulberry Bush:? What can they do? they are a minority. If Golhabo wants reform he can jolly well do it.

So I dont care how many people actually believe that Golhaa is a reformist. He ain't one. All he wants is to prolong this process so that he can hang on to power as long as he likes. Until Malakal Mauth comes and fetches him. Maybe even then he'll try and negotiate to remain in this world a little while longer. Or he will try and send Golhaa Force after him too.

Talk, talk, talk......yak, yak, yak.

and Golhaa shall be President forever.

NB My friend Ayya just read this and said, "AT LEAST YAMEEN IS NOT A HYPOCRITE". (he didnt attend the talks) hehehe

Golhaabo and Addu

So I hear that our beloved President Maumoon Abdul Gayoom (God Calls Me God) is going to grace the Adduans with his presence. What an honour after such a long time. I believe that the people of Addu, being starved of his serene and graceful Botox injected face, have been waiting for this day, counting the milliseconds for his arrival.

And what's this nonsense I hear about MDP supporters planning to protest against his arrival and call for his downfall? How ludicrous can that be. After all what he has done for Addu and its people, what are these ungrateful bastards up to. I mean didnt he as recently as a couple of months back release all those Addu terrorists from Dhoonidhoo without even charging most of them...those crooks who came on the Namoona Dhoni to overthrow him, led by that half-Fua Mulaku mudivah Amin Faisal. DIdn't he get them out of that hell-hole of Dhoonidhoo out of the goodness of his heart and his compassion for their families and children in Addu? So instead of Thanking him and bowing before his Holiness and kissing his scabies-infested arse these scum-of-the-earth are planning to shout for his resignation?

I suggest that the MDP leadership call their activists to halt all anti-golhaa activity and instead prepare to welcome him. A plate of bondibaiy would be perfect for our beloved President.

And maybe, just maybe next time an Addu person gets arrested, Golhaa might order his Golhaa Force to torture him one second less than they intend to. Don't hold your breathe though.